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Good-bye Jaromir Jag-Off!
Good Luck in Siberia!
Jaromir Jagr was a special player early in his
career. But with age his performance tailed
off, leaving hockey fans in Pittsburgh,
Washington and New York feeling somewhat
miffed. How many jerseys have you seen where
Jagr is covered with tape and black marker that
reads -- Jag-off? Yes, Jagr had a nice stretch
this year in the playoffs, serving as captain
of a Ranger team that was desperate for Mark
Messier-style leadership; the kind you only
find on Broadway. But the final analysis will
cast doubt on Jagr's ability to win on his own.
He never really did. And now he's Russia-bound.
The irony is, the Rangers are scheduled to play
in the Czech Republic this fall. And they will
do so without one of the best Czechs to play
the game. Once again, Jaromir Jagr screws a
team and moves on. How appropriate. By the way,
Avangard Omsk, the team he's going to, is based
in Siberia. Again, very appropriate. Good-bye
and good riddance!

What Next for Alex the Gr8?
We saw Alex Ovechkin make mincemeat of goalies.
We enjoyed Ovie's Capitals rise from the ashes
to win the SouthLeast Division.  Winning all
those awards will only pile tons of pressure on
Alexander the GR8. Whether he responds next
year, taking his team beyond the first round of
the playoffs, will follow him onto the ice in
the fall. He's also very lucky he's been free
of major injury. Just look at Sid the Kid
missing 27 games. His ankle injury did not
hamstring the Pens because of their firepower
but it certainly put a dent in his personal
stats. If Ovechkin gets hurt, the Caps'
playoffs hopes may take a seat on the pine.

Chicago Hope
How about Chicago's two bright phenoms -- Kane
and Toews? With the Hawks' long-time owner Bill
Girtz now pushing up daisies, maybe the Hawks
will finally shed their stingy image and start
producing for fans in the Windy City. "Hey, mom
and dad, come here. The Hawks are on TV!"
There's a lot of hockey history in Chicago.
Let's hope they start adding to it again. Nice
moves with Huet and Campbell should also help!

Gary Bettman's Wet Dream
Wow! The Commish finally got his wish. Sidney
Crosby made it all the way to the Stanley Cup
Finals. It's what the NHL and the some members
of the lapdog media have wanted all along.
There's little doubt Sid the Kid is talented.
But maybe too much is being pushed on this tyke
too soon. He brought his team all the way to
the Big Show. But the power of the C on his
sweater is in doubt. Many of his teammates
failed to show. ("Paging Evgeni Malkin! paging
Evgeni Malkin, please come to the arena. Your
Pens need you!") Whether Sid the Kid makes it
back to the Finals any time soon will hinge on
whether Pittsburgh wants to break the bank.
More than half of the team could end up playing
somewhere else next season. ("Hey, look! It's
Hossa. Is that a UHaul in front of his house?")
And what good is throwing accolades on Crosby
if the captain of the Pens cannot rally his
team? I guess leadership will come in time.
As for Bettman, he's just excited to have a
great match-up in the Stanley Cup Finals this
year. When you're the Commissioner of a league
three years out from a crippling lock-out, what
more could you ask for?

Still on Versus -- Ugh!
Sorry to see the NHL is sticking with Versus.
As much as I love watching the obscure channel
for hunting and fishing tips, hockey fans
deserve better. Being on ESPN2 two or three
times a week is much better than being on
Versus at all. I don't care how dedicated
Versus is to the NHL. Versus has virtually no
footprint in the media universe. Ask a
barkeeper what channel Versus is. Try to find
it in a hotel while traveling. Often you can't.
As long as the NHL makes its nest with Versus,
the NHL will struggle to recruit casual fans.